The Epic-ah Song

[Schecky]

This is a repost of something I did on SoCalMTB years ago (edited for STR).

The Epic-ah Song
[SIZE=1](sung to Adam Sandler's [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=1]The Chanukah Song[/SIZE])[/FONT][/SIZE]

[FONT=Tahoma]Okay...[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]This is a song that uhh..[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]not too many Epic-ah songs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]So uhh..[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]I wrote a song for all those nice little biking kids who don't get to hear [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]any Epic-ah songs.[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Here we go...[/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]Put on your helmet-ah,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Here comes Epic-ah![/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]So much fun-a-kah,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]To celebrate Epic-ah![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]Epic-ah is the festival of flails,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Instead of one day of riding, we get eight crazy trails…[/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]When you feel like the only kid in town without a bike under the tree,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Here's a list of people who are BIKERS just like you and me…[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]420Moment lights the splif-or-ah,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]So do Sierra clubers, Bobby Brown, and the most of the North Shore-ah![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]Guess who get together to drool at the Path,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]LBmtb from the site, M@*k W*^^*ick and his wrath.[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Joe Truth's half STR-ish, El Jefe is half too[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Put them together, what a hairy butt - EW![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]You don't need "Deck The Halls" or some potluck spinach dip[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]'Cause you can spin a wheel with allison and Chicks Who Rip- both Bikers![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]Put on your helmet-ah,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]It's time for Epic-ah![/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]The wrenches at Adrenaline-ah,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Celebrates Epic-ah![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]O.J. Simpson, not in the club![/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]But guess who is? Former roadie CeeDubb[/FONT][FONT=Tahoma]- (he converted)[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]We got xhuskr and BrewMaster at Lost Abbey,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Steven Jackson's a quarter biker- not too shabby![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]Some hikers think all DHers should rock the bells [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Well they don’t, but guess who do-[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]All three Maxwells![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]So many bikers live in the 949,[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]there’s no room for hikers, and your house looks just like mine![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]Tell your friend Veronica[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]It's time to celebrate Epic-ah![/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]I hope I get a new rig-a-kah[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Oh this lovely, lovely Epic-ah![/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma]So slurp your gel and tonicah[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]And smoke your marijuanikah[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]and tell Anne and Monkey-ah to[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Epic-ah[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma]Happy Epic-ah![/FONT]

[Keith B]

Stay A-W-A-Y from the medicine cabinet when there is access to the net

[xhuskr]

i'm both honored and frightened that I'm mentioned in your 'song'