Your Bike or Your Spouse?

[bobzrag]

Anyone get the latest Bicycling mag? It has this poll of 20 questions to see which receives more of your affection - it's pretty funny, some sample questions to which you are supposed to mark your bike, your wife or both:

9. In the last three months I've spent more that $250 on you.
11. Our last ride lasted more than an hour.
13. I would never let anyone else ride you.
20. I will never upgrade to a newer model.

I hope my wife never reads this!!! Not sure what is cheaper - full on divorce or getting a new bike and then shoveling money out on upgrades!

[xhuskr]

I read it with my wife on a flight home yesterday...she was laughing about many of the questions......should I be worried?

[bobzrag]

That's like when when my wife and I saw Mr & Mrs Smith in the theater - we were both busting a gut at the scene when they are beating the crap out of each other - hmmmm maybe something's wrong here!?

[ShinKen]

answer to your question cannot be easier!! muhahahahhaaa!! yeah thats right!!!

[SAR_boats]

Took the test and the wife won by one point. I got her to concede that the hour included foreplay and not letting anyone else ride her does not include chesty lipstick lesbians. Otherwise the bike would have won.

[northshore]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Took the test and the wife won by one point. I got her to concede that the hour included foreplay and not letting anyone else ride her does not include chesty lipstick lesbians. Otherwise the bike would have won.

[darkclouds]

Originally Posted by bobzrag

Anyone get the latest Bicycling mag? It has this poll of 20 questions to see which receives more of your affection - it's pretty funny, some sample questions to which you are supposed to mark your bike, your wife or both:

9. In the last three months I've spent more that $250 on you.
11. Our last ride lasted more than an hour.
13. I would never let anyone else ride you.
20. I will never upgrade to a newer model.

I hope my wife never reads this!!! Not sure what is cheaper - full on divorce or getting a new bike and then shoveling money out on upgrades!

Man, that made me feel a bit guilty... and I'm not even married.